Listen buy a phone.
Why? I don't see the point.
What if there's an emergency?
Then I'll use my friend's phone.
What if he isn't around?
He's always around.
Moment's silence while I process what I just said and withdraw my answer. She knows that I talk and later think about what I said and I will want to change my answer so that she doesn't start on the tangent of why this friend might always be around.
I withdraw my statement.
So buy a phone.
No I still don't really see why I need a phone.
What if you get mugged? Stranded without money.
Why would a mugger leave me with a phone and no wallet?
There is silence at the other end.
Why? I don't see the point.
What if there's an emergency?
Then I'll use my friend's phone.
What if he isn't around?
He's always around.
Moment's silence while I process what I just said and withdraw my answer. She knows that I talk and later think about what I said and I will want to change my answer so that she doesn't start on the tangent of why this friend might always be around.
I withdraw my statement.
So buy a phone.
No I still don't really see why I need a phone.
What if you get mugged? Stranded without money.
Why would a mugger leave me with a phone and no wallet?
There is silence at the other end.
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