"They have three cars."
"How many of them are there?"
"Two."
"Oh....so they have one and a half cars each?" (Unitary method)
"My hunger is so erratic. And it diverges to infinity." or "My stomach is like a black hole."
(limits. astronomy)
"She hates me. But sometimes she also likes me. But then she has reasons for both."
"Uhhuh."
"It's like an equilibrium"
"I feel like a solar eclipse" (I don't even remember the context or meaning of this profound sentence)
"I have a quantum mech exam"
"But can't we party before?
"No. No. There is some uncertainty you see." (Heisenberg!)
And the last one which sums it all up...
"I'm out of touch with conversation. Like a rusty motor."
