After connecting all the wires,the circuit works only when I touch it. That is, the back of the bulb had a loose connection and I was putting it back in position. The genius people conclude- U must be electric. Current flowing through you.

Viewpoint

They could hear uproar in the next classroom. It went on for quite a while and finally Sir strode out of their class to investigate. One of the boys also, unable to contain his curiosity, followed sir out. He came back in a minute and announced to the rest of the class," RBT is jumping. That's why the class is shouting." While the class tries to digest this information sir comes back in and with a twisted grin says," There was a bee in the room. You should have seen how scared they got!"

btw- rbt= royal bengal tiger, a particularly ferocious teacher lady

Of Furniture

That on top, is our chair. Below that is my friends trying to sit on/in it and I have cut out their faces at their insistent requests (read threats). Below that is the chair now doomed to be a clothes-horse.
PS- dunno why i put in the vague head using paint. beg pardon.