Kurbaan

I dont know why everyone's sending me the Rajnikanth forward. You want ridiculously funny? Why the south? There's bollywood.
So mum's watching some movie. Kareena Kapoor. Feels suspicious at night, the scary hour, and she walks around this house. Basement door is open so she walks in. So far fine. The basement happens to be a terrorist hub. Yeah they keep their doors lying open like that as far as i know. We can all see a terrorist polishing his pistol. She overhears a conspiracy to blow up a plane. She starts backing up step by step. Not turn and walk with surreptitious glances backwards, no she prefers walking backwards with no idea where she's going. So she bumps loudly into a table, from which a dead body pops out so she lets out a squeak. The terrorists hear her and come walking into that side of the basement. The one polishing his gun has put it down before he goes to investigate the squeak from unknown person. They stare at her. She runs away.
They follow. They run slower than she does in heels. She manages to get inside her house and lock front door. After that though she just stands there and stares at the door while they bang on it from outside and threaten to kill her. Then they break the pane of glass and she starts and regains her senses. She runs out the back door and what is with this woman and walking backwards in slow-mo?
Skipping over some parts. The terrorists capture her and decide to not kill her but that she must be kept silent. But they keep her in a room with a cellphone and no guard.
After this my good sense prevailed and i fell asleep. for more fun, watch the movie.