of bad jokes

RR tells toshna to meet her after class. Toto fearfully goes. RR starts of with a speech on "u must start studying child, brains are not enough. If u put in hard work then u will surely prosper. Pull up ur socks child and ......." and toto looks down at her feet. Her feet which were, like always, in slippers....and no socks.
That was the end of speech. Toto and RR laughed for a good minute and peacefully went about with the rest of their lives.

We're standing there looking at a really fat bird and wondering if it's going to lay eggs. "It's pregnant" says D. "Do you call it pregnant if it's going to lay eggs instead of having a baby?" Everyone starts thinking...... "Or do you call it eg(g)nant?