Teacher: "All of my ex-students have passed away."
Student: "No ma'am. It's 'passed out'."
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pass (click the link if u didn't get the two awful misuses in that one)
And
Me:"I need my suitcase back by tomorrow."
Shop Lady:"Ma'am I will try to deliver you."
Presumably meaning 'deliver it to you' and not show me a route to heaven or be the nurse at my birth.
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