xkcd conversations. real life

Three years of nerd class. Some amazingly strange conversation has happened. It's like xkcd in real life

"They have three cars."

"How many of them are there?"

"Two."

"Oh....so they have one and a half cars each?" (Unitary method)

"My hunger is so erratic. And it diverges to infinity." or "My stomach is like a black hole."

(limits. astronomy)

"She hates me. But sometimes she also likes me. But then she has reasons for both."

"Uhhuh."

"It's like an equilibrium"

"I feel like a solar eclipse" (I don't even remember the context or meaning of this profound sentence)

"I have a quantum mech exam"

"But can't we party before?

"No. No. There is some uncertainty you see." (Heisenberg!)

And the last one which sums it all up...

"I'm out of touch with conversation. Like a rusty motor."

Revelations that happened this week-

A speech in 3rd person about the creeps stalking you on facebook can take on magnificently different proportions when delivered from a first person viewpoint.

An awesome project which lets you work in a separate lab also entails that you spend half an hour with a tiny duster cleaning all the tables in the lab by yourself.

The NEW height of boredom-

"Oye, what's up?"

"Nothing man"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm sitting and watching the downloads happen."

Superhero vs Genius

A train of thought was put into motion by my roommate's boyfriend yesterday.

So he's a superhero. I'm a genius. (No, I mean it.)

He insists she's his sidekick. I insist that can't be. I get dibs. I'm a genius. Plus I knew her first but that's less important.

I mean where would superheroes be without the geniuses? Who would design the spider suit? (Okay, spiderman's a genius and a superhero rolled into one. Which btw, is WHY he is awesome.) But who would make the cutting edge car and the almost-mind-reading-capable computer?

Hah. Don't make fun of us because we wear glasses and don't have the biceps. One day we will take over the universe. With math.

Terrible joke alert. But I made it up myself so I get to be inordinately proud of it. :D

What do you call a hiphop band started by a brother sister duo?

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C-bling

Merry Christmas everyone
And a very happy new year 2011
coz u know...2012 is when it all ends.(sorry. terrible)

My illustrious flatmate, a student of chemistry, pursuing her masters degree, walks up to the professor, to take her viva exam.

"This thing you are wearing.." he starts

She scans herself from head to toe. "Which one sir?"

"Lab coat"

"Oh"

"What would happen if acid fell on it?"

"A hole, sir" prompt reply.

"CHEMISTRY" he thunders.

She blinks.

"What would happen in the language of chemistry?"

"Oh.......Don't know."

"What is the formula for cotton?"

"Don't know."

"For silk?"

"Don't know."

"Where does silk come from?"

"Silk worm." prompt reply

"CHEMISTRY!"

"Oh.......Don't know."

He gives up.