After connecting all the wires,the circuit works only when I touch it. That is, the back of the bulb had a loose connection and I was putting it back in position. The genius people conclude- U must be electric. Current flowing through you.

Viewpoint

They could hear uproar in the next classroom. It went on for quite a while and finally Sir strode out of their class to investigate. One of the boys also, unable to contain his curiosity, followed sir out. He came back in a minute and announced to the rest of the class," RBT is jumping. That's why the class is shouting." While the class tries to digest this information sir comes back in and with a twisted grin says," There was a bee in the room. You should have seen how scared they got!"

btw- rbt= royal bengal tiger, a particularly ferocious teacher lady

Of Furniture

That on top, is our chair. Below that is my friends trying to sit on/in it and I have cut out their faces at their insistent requests (read threats). Below that is the chair now doomed to be a clothes-horse.
PS- dunno why i put in the vague head using paint. beg pardon.

Soop-pah-woman

On the right is my roommate.
Today-
1. I sang kryptonite all day
2. a random child in the road pointed at her and shouted 'superman!'
3. a guy nudged his friend also wearing the same t-shirt and said 'superwoman' and dissolved into giggles.

B-english

The two spectacular examples of bad english I have come across recently.

Teacher: "All of my ex-students have passed away."

Student: "No ma'am. It's 'passed out'."

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pass (click the link if u didn't get the two awful misuses in that one)

And

Me:"I need my suitcase back by tomorrow."

Shop Lady:"Ma'am I will try to deliver you."

Presumably meaning 'deliver it to you' and not show me a route to heaven or be the nurse at my birth.

Little Ivan's plaster came off.

:D

This is Droopy. My mother's pet plant. I think Droopy is dying. I hope it's not the detergent water I squeezed on it that day while putting the half-washed clothes out to dry.