The first two days of university were almost like a 'what-not-to-do-in-the-first-two-days-of-uni' manual.
I missed orientation. Because I am disoriented in space and time.
I missed the welcome party. Because I am lazy.
I did not knock on the other doors in my flat and say hi. Because I am socially awkward.
I ate only sandwiches. Refer to welcome party point.
I spent most of my conversations wondering who I was talking to instead of participating intelligently. Because my brain cannot handle being introduced to more than one dozen people per day.

Things are looking up though.
Every appointment that I mis-schedule and miss, I cancel formally.
I have made it to one party. Even though I was late because I fell asleep before it.
I eat cooked food. Mostly cooked by my roommates. But also sometimes by me. And I have found out who I live with.
I attend classes. Not necessarily my classes. I still don't know which ones those are. But I attend some classes.
And I live near here so life can't possible be too bad